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I'm the SAHM of a beautiful baby girl and a home full of fur and feathers.


I'm a 39 year-old sort-of single mother of two scrumptious girls. I'm the smartest, funniest, luckiest and best-dressed poor person I know. I think life is funny, even when and sometimes especially when it sucks. I make my friends laugh and my enemies gnash their teeth. I'm writing this blog to stave off a nervous breakdown. If it doesn't work, well, good thing there's always room for Jell-O.


Reading, travel, cooking, animals, collecting vintage charms and inventing ridiculous pet names for my daughter.